The 5 Strangest Ways Puddles Pity Party Honors His Man-Crush, Kevin Costner (And How Costner Reacted)
The bizarre, beautiful, and utterly unique relationship between Puddles Pity Party and Hollywood legend Kevin Costner is one of the entertainment world's most enduring and hilarious inside jokes. As of late 2025, the 7-foot sad clown, known for his golden voice and melancholic demeanor, continues to dedicate significant portions of his live show to the star of Yellowstone and Horizon: An American Saga, solidifying Costner's role as Puddles' ultimate, if unrequited, man-crush. This dedication is more than just a passing mention; it's a full-blown, operatic tribute that has now spanned years and even earned a personal acknowledgment from the actor himself.
The fascination has become a staple of Puddles Pity Party's performances, transforming the typical concert experience into a shrine to the cinema icon. The sheer absurdity of a silent, mournful clown belting out power ballads in tribute to the star of Waterworld and Dances with Wolves is precisely why the bit resonates with audiences, proving that even the saddest clown has a hero—and his name is Kevin Costner.
Michael Geier: The Man Behind Puddles Pity Party
To understand the depth of the Costner obsession, one must first look at the man behind the whiteface and cone-shaped hat: Michael Geier, or "Big Mike Geier." Geier is an American singer and entertainer who has cultivated the Puddles persona into a global phenomenon, long before his viral run on *America's Got Talent* (AGT).
- Real Name: Michael Geier (also known as Big Mike Geier)
- Date of Birth: March 12, 1964
- Origin: Born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; based in Atlanta, Georgia.
- Career Highlights: Leader of the band Kingsized; gained international fame as Puddles Pity Party; competed on *America's Got Talent* (AGT) in 2017.
- Persona Inspiration: The character is often described as Pagliacci-inspired, a silent, sad clown with a powerful baritone voice.
- Known Affections: Coffee, pie, cats, dogs, and, most famously, Kevin Costner movies.
Puddles is an old song and dance man who loves a good cry, and his stage presence is a masterful blend of opera, rock, and vaudeville. The contrast between his mournful appearance and his rich, powerful vocal delivery is the foundation of his appeal, making his heartfelt, yet bizarre, tributes to Costner even more impactful.
The 5 Most Outrageous Kevin Costner Tributes in Puddles’ Show
Puddles Pity Party's live performances are a dynamic mix of classic rock covers and unexpected, emotionally charged moments. The most consistent and celebrated recurring segment is his dedication to Kevin Costner, which has evolved into a multi-layered, performance art piece. This segment is where the topical authority of a sad clown meets the topical authority of a cinematic legend.
1. The "Kevin vs. Kevin" Costner Showdown
A recurring gag involves Puddles being forced to choose between two famous Hollywood Kevins: Kevin Bacon and Kevin Costner. This is not a contest for Puddles; he clearly and dramatically chooses Costner every time, often using a song to solidify his choice. This humorous "rivalry" sets the stage for the deep-seated admiration that follows.
2. The Operatic "My Heart Will Go On" Tribute
In one of the most famous examples, Puddles performs Céline Dion's iconic "My Heart Will Go On," but reimagines it as a tribute to Costner, despite the song being from *Titanic* (a film Costner was not in). This performance, sometimes delivered in a James Bond theme style, is a powerful and bizarre display of devotion, often ending his set with a heartfelt nod to his hero.
3. Classic Rock Medleys Reimagined for Costner
Puddles has been known to perform medleys of classic rock songs, twisting the lyrics and themes to center entirely around the life and filmography of Kevin Costner. This creative use of music transforms familiar hits into unique, Costner-centric anthems, demonstrating the depth of Puddles' commitment to the bit.
4. The On-Stage "Introductory Cameos"
In some shows, Puddles opens with a series of introductory cameos by the legend himself. These are not live appearances but rather pre-recorded messages or images of Costner flashing across the screen, offering "messages of encouragement and comradery." This establishes Costner's presence from the very beginning, setting the tone for the show as a celebration of the actor.
5. Dedicating "We Don't Need Another Hero" to Costner
Following the "Kevin vs. Kevin" segment, Puddles has been known to perform Tina Turner's "We Don't Need Another Hero" (from *Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome*), but with the clear implication that Costner is the *only* hero he needs. This is a profound statement from a character who embodies misery, suggesting Costner's work is a source of joy and light for the sad clown.
Kevin Costner’s Acknowledgment of Puddles Pity Party
The most compelling part of this eccentric narrative is the fact that Kevin Costner is not only aware of Puddles' devotion but has also personally acknowledged it. The sad clown's long-standing "man-crush" and the constant on-stage tributes finally paid off when the Hollywood icon attended a Puddles Pity Party show with his family.
This attendance was a massive, validating moment for Puddles, confirming that his bizarre, erotic, and hilarious focus on the actor had reached its target. Costner's presence elevates the relationship from a simple fan tribute to a recognized, mutual appreciation between two unique figures in entertainment.
Costner, a modern-day Renaissance Man known for his work in film, music, and directing, has a packed schedule, with major projects like the multi-chapter Western epic *Horizon: An American Saga* premiering in 2025, and a new Fox Nation series, *Yellowstone to Yosemite*, also announced for 2025. The fact that he took time out of his busy schedule to attend Puddles' show speaks volumes about his appreciation for the unique performance art.
Puddles has described Costner as "awesome" and a "true legend," confirming that the admiration is genuine, even if expressed through the lens of performance art. The relationship between the two artists—one a blockbuster star and the other a golden-voiced, vegan, Costner-lovin' clown—is a perfect example of the strange and wonderful ways that art and celebrity intersect in the modern age.
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